Monday, December 24, 2012

Dieter's Holiday Blessing

May smaller portions make you fill full.

May your egg nog be made with egg whites.
May your favorite holiday sweets be made with low fat and zero calorie ingredients and still taste the same.

May you pick your favorite flavor from that huge box of chocolates on your very first attempt.
May the skinny know-it-all in your family who is sure they have a better way for you to lose weight or do your workout routine be too busy sharing wisdom with everyone else and not have time to tell you what you are doing wrong.

May the fork-to-mouth curl, the turkey-from-the-oven squat, and the run-to-hide-from-that-one-relative provide the same amount of calories burned as your normal exercise routine.
May the bowl games you care about be so exciting that your fist pumps, touch down signals, and jumping for joy burns enough calories to justify one more portion of your favorite holiday treat.

May fitting into the Santa suit this year require you to ask for a pillow and a belt to hold up the pants.
And may all the clothes you receive be too big and easy to return.

Most importantly, may your travels be safe, you time be spent with those you love the most, and may your heart be filled with the love, joy, and peace that comes with knowing Jesus, our Savior.

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